Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
What's for dinner?
I just performed an inexplicable action that has me baffled.
Five minutes ago, I am sitting on the couch with Luke and Taz at my feet (scared by the rolling thunderstorms) watching Breaking Bad.
For some reason, I reach behind my ear and feel a small little bit of matter that I, in my infinite wisdom, thought was one of the crumbs from the slice of pizza I was eating. I grabbed the spec and put it in my mouth.
I felt a stinging sensation. I took it out of my mouth and ran to the kitchen to discover it was an ant (now dead after squeezing it out of my mouth.)
That's fucked up. I have had 5 ounces of wine all day, so being drunk is not the reasaon. Has anyone else done something like that?
Five minutes ago, I am sitting on the couch with Luke and Taz at my feet (scared by the rolling thunderstorms) watching Breaking Bad.
For some reason, I reach behind my ear and feel a small little bit of matter that I, in my infinite wisdom, thought was one of the crumbs from the slice of pizza I was eating. I grabbed the spec and put it in my mouth.
I felt a stinging sensation. I took it out of my mouth and ran to the kitchen to discover it was an ant (now dead after squeezing it out of my mouth.)
That's fucked up. I have had 5 ounces of wine all day, so being drunk is not the reasaon. Has anyone else done something like that?
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